Language is meant to woo women, so woo me.
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times
(please let’s fuck now)
That was beautiful
Alex Gaskarth (via jaymcgeeky)
I wouldn’t do any of that. I would laugh, and then introduce myself.
And then hope you carried on.
How to deal with social situations 101, by Nick Carraway (via asangelscanfly)
heather o’neil, lullabies for little criminals (via tashainthetardis)
i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
- TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
- YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
- NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD BE REBLOGGING