Behold. South Park changing the derogatory definition of ‘fag.’ Making it synonymous with moron, jackass and douchebag.
Once the old homophobic preachers die out and a generations passes, we’ll be left with this lovely urban definition:
“Fag, noun. Used to describe someone acting with poor, rude and unintelligent behaviour.”South Park is perfect
You know there is a problem when South Park does a better job in realizing the mutability of language than most adults.
(Source: membersonlyguy)
loverstabbedaswordthroughmyheart:
i-was-so-alone-and-iou-so-much:
How do you politely tell someone that you want them naked on top of you
I’m pretty much positive that’s why poetry was even invented in the first place.
for the constellations of your skin to brush against
the earth of mine
i would swim the seas a thousand times
(please let’s fuck now)That was beautiful
poets
(Source: surf4ces)
(Source: charlotterainn)
Guys, get your phones ready, because you are only gonna see this once.
Never underestimate a girl’s love for her favorite band. Never think even for a minute, that she won’t defend them to her death. Because it’s not just the music that makes that band her favorite. It’s the guys, the gals. It’s the fans. People whom of which she has interacted with thanks to the band. That band might of saved her life, or just made her smile everyday. That band has never broke her heart and has yet to leave her. No wonder she finds such joy in her music.
Alex Gaskarth (via jaymcgeeky)
I wouldn’t do any of that. I would laugh, and then introduce myself.
And then hope you carried on.
what the fuck did i just watch
I don’t know but it really speaks to me
(Source: trixiofthesea)
Alone and a little embarrassed, I decided to get roaringly drunk.
How to deal with social situations 101, by Nick Carraway (via asangelscanfly)
love is a big and wonderful idea, but life is made up of small things. as a kid, you have nothing to do with the way the world is run; you just have to hurry to catch up with it.
heather o’neil, lullabies for little criminals (via tashainthetardis)
i cuss so much that sometimes i forget its actually bad and not everyone is comfortable with it
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
- TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
- YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
- NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD BE REBLOGGING
At a 4 hour concert you burn about 1600 calories.
In a typical PE/Gym class you burn 375.
the choice is yours
